Summary: Theon stands his ground, Tyrion has a crappy day, Varys gets his own scenes, Brienne commits more gruesome murders, Jon gets rid of a huge nuisance, Robb recycles an old plot, Dany ends a terrible plot. Quotes: Maester Luwin: I’ve known you many years, Theon Greyjoy. You’re not the man you’re pretending to be. […]
Summary – This episode is unusual as while in jumps back and forward in typical Game of Thrones fashion, it really deviates by focusing on one main event, the battle of Blackwater. This was a unique approach and while I know this was the most talked about episode during the first two seasons, I was […]
Princes don’t care so well in Game of Thrones. I don’t think we’re breaking the trend for Theon. Actually I know we’re not breaking the trend for Theon. Summary – Davos and Stannis approach King’s Landing, Tywin leaves Harrenhall, Arya leaves Harrenhall, Cersei and Tyrion fight, Theon doesn’t understand numbers, Bran regretfully survives, Jon gets […]
I mean, the list of men without honor is pretty damn long. This could be about 55 characters. I didn’t sign up for a mystery. Also, women can have no honor as well. This is a sexist episode. How dare they! Summary – Theon loses Bran and Rickon, then engages in child murder, Tywin kills […]
Summary – Theon captures Winterfell and immediately fails to earn respect, Ser Rodrik proves to be a true G, Arya narrowly avoids a familiar face, the people of King’s Landing show their feelings for Joffrey, Sansa has a close encounter with her subjects, the Hound murders a bunch of people, Qhorin is a weird dude, […]
Summary – A king died due to a shadow, Littlefinger and Margarey plan to make moves, Arya finds out she has a murder free card, Cersei won’t prepare for war, Tyrion puts his trust in an isolated mad man, Jon meets a Night Watch legend never messaged before, Stannis has the worst battle strategy ever. […]
Summary – Sansa is tortured for the 19th time already. Robb gets the hots for a doctor who chops off limbs. Littlefinger tries to spit game at Cat. Two brothers have a nice chat. Davos and Stannis expand on their weird relationship. Arya becomes a Lannister cup bearer. Tyrion picks up an informant. Dany meets […]
I mean, this is true. It’s dead. You can’t die multiple times… Unless you’re Beric or… Well, I’ll save that for another write up. Summary -Cat tries to broker peace with kings. Renly has a growing problem. Tyrion devises a cunning scheme. Craster is still a douche. Sansa yells at her help. Pycelle gets […]
Summary – Tyrion’s secrets are quickly discovered. Cersei gives no damns about anyone but herself. Davos introduces a charming pirate to his son. Theon gives no respect, gets no respect and feels up his sister. Janos Slynt has a long distance meal. Arya and Gendry share a non sexual moment and everybody freaks out. […]
And now a full season without Ned Stark. Prepare for regicide like you haven’t seen before. Unless you watched the first season. If you did, you’ve probably seen regicide like this before. Summary – Joffrey is a complete inbred piece of shit. Tyrion flexes on everyone at court the second he returns. Dany has three […]
