Summary – Ned arrives at King’s Landing and finds out the kingdom maxed out their credit cards. Jon finally starts training and is hated by everyone for existing. Littlefinger reveals that he’s a total bastard. Dany is pregnant and knows it’s a boy somehow. Tyrion pees off the side of the Wall. Quotes “They never […]
Summary – Ned leaves for King’s landing with Sansa, Arya and my main man Bobby B. Jon travels to the wall with Tyrion, where his perception of the Night’s Watch slowly changes. Dany is only used for male fantasies and graphic sex scenes. Tyrion and Arya make Joffrey their bitch, though he gets the last […]
Episode Quote: “Winter is Coming” – Ned Stark (like 95 times) Yeah, real original Ned. If you don’t know what that quote refers to, I recommend a calendar and an almanac. In Westeros, seasons last absurdly long. The characters mention it’s been in Summer for years (I believe 9 of them). Ned realizes that winter […]
“God is dead” Let’s start the reboot off on a positive note, shall we? This famous quote was stated by the philosopher Friedrick Nietzsche, whose name needed to be googled four times before I spelled it right. This phrase isn’t meant literally. It’s also not an over dramatic phrase of a teenager who think their […]
