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Is this episode going to be about violence, or sex? As usual with this series, it’s tough to tell. Summary – Sansa becomes a glorified prisoner of war while Arya narrowly escapes. Ned is a prisoner and is forced to hang out with Varys. The wall is attacked by their first white walker. Tyrion befriends […]
Imagine if they enforced those rules on the Price is Right? Jesus, think of the carnage people would be watching whenever they were home from school. The line on spaying and neutering of Pets would be the least gruesome part of the show. Those animals get off easy in comparison. Summary – Robert Baratheon loses […]
Summary – Ned visits various bastards, possibly to understand the concept of being without honor. He also fights with Robert about murdering the remaining Targaryens. We see multiple plays for power, both active and secret. Tyrion is taken to the Vale as a prisoner for trying to kill Bran, and apparently killing Jon Arryn somehow. […]
This sounds like a speech they’d give in the Wire. Oh dear. Hopefully Omar makes it out alive. Summary – Sam joins the Night’s Watch which continues to be about as dysfunctional as Kayne West’s twitter. Tyrion tries to help Bran out (the traitor) and ultimately gets arrested by Catelyn. Ned reads a very long, […]
Summary – Ned arrives at King’s Landing and finds out the kingdom maxed out their credit cards. Jon finally starts training and is hated by everyone for existing. Littlefinger reveals that he’s a total bastard. Dany is pregnant and knows it’s a boy somehow. Tyrion pees off the side of the Wall. Quotes “They never […]
Summary – Ned leaves for King’s landing with Sansa, Arya and my main man Bobby B. Jon travels to the wall with Tyrion, where his perception of the Night’s Watch slowly changes. Dany is only used for male fantasies and graphic sex scenes. Tyrion and Arya make Joffrey their bitch, though he gets the last […]
Episode Quote: “Winter is Coming” – Ned Stark (like 95 times) Yeah, real original Ned. If you don’t know what that quote refers to, I recommend a calendar and an almanac. In Westeros, seasons last absurdly long. The characters mention it’s been in Summer for years (I believe 9 of them). Ned realizes that winter […]
“God is dead” Let’s start the reboot off on a positive note, shall we? This famous quote was stated by the philosopher Friedrick Nietzsche, whose name needed to be googled four times before I spelled it right. This phrase isn’t meant literally. It’s also not an over dramatic phrase of a teenager who think their […]
The great philosopher Confucius was credited with many famous sayings. Perhaps his best one was on opinions, where he said “Opinions are like assholes– everyone has one and most people think theirs doesn’t stink”. Certainly profound, if not a bit unhygienic, Confucius’ words certainly ring true today. With the advent of twitter, everyone feels the […]
The great philosopher Confucius was credited with many famous sayings. Perhaps his best one was on opinions, where he said “Opinions are like assholes– everyone has one and most people think theirs doesn’t stink”. Certainly profound, if not a bit unhygienic, Confucius’ words certainly ring true today. With the advent of twitter, everyone feels the […]
