Bloggin Hood Minis – GOT Special Introduction

Are you looking for angry, nonsensical rants on topics but don’t have a lot of time? Well don’t worry, Bloggin Hood has got you covered. Welcome to Bloggin Hood Minis, the new recording series that will satisfy your craving for frustration over things that couldn’t possibly matter less.

Each episode will contain a timed, 5 minute rant on a topic that’s fresh on my mind. There is no script, no notes, and no outline. I have no idea where my soliloquy will end up and honestly, I don’t think I want to.

Today, without help of a timer, I set up the next 13 planned entry for Bloggin Hood. To “celebrate” the one year anniversary of Game of Thrones failing to deliver in its final season, let’s discuss 13 characters who were grossly mishandled.

To give you an idea of how poor Season 8 of Game of Thrones was, Littlefinger did not make this list. You may remember Littlefinger being one of, if not the, smartest person on the show. He manipulated numerous leaders into wars and murders while climbing the political ladder. Sadly, he forgot Sansa and Arya had a psychic, tree like brother. The Starks executed him for his crimes. This death ruined a compelling character… but not enough to finish in the top 13!

Arya Stark’s storyline ended with her stating she knew what a killer looks like. This was in reference to Dany murdering the entire population of King’s Landing. Even blind Arya could have seen this killer. Her story revolves around her balancing revenge, and her identity as a Stark. To how does her story end? She chooses to sail “West of Westeros,” a concept introduced once in the show’s 8 seasons, abandoning her family entirely. Arya also did not make the top 13.

Remember Daario? Well, neither did the writers. He missed the top 13 as well. Much like Dany, the writer’s left him high and dry. There’s a sex pun in there somewhere, but I’m too mature to make it. Daario’s exclusion became a blessing in disguise. Unfortunately, not all characters were this lucky.

So please, enjoy this infuriating recap of Game of Thrones and celebrate it’s 1 year anniversary they only way you can – booing until your throat is sore.