Summary – Sansa is tortured for the 19th time already. Robb gets the hots for a doctor who chops off limbs. Littlefinger tries to spit game at Cat. Two brothers have a nice chat. Davos and Stannis expand on their weird relationship. Arya becomes a Lannister cup bearer. Tyrion picks up an informant. Dany meets […]
I mean, this is true. It’s dead. You can’t die multiple times… Unless you’re Beric or… Well, I’ll save that for another write up. Summary -Cat tries to broker peace with kings. Renly has a growing problem. Tyrion devises a cunning scheme. Craster is still a douche. Sansa yells at her help. Pycelle gets […]
Summary – Tyrion’s secrets are quickly discovered. Cersei gives no damns about anyone but herself. Davos introduces a charming pirate to his son. Theon gives no respect, gets no respect and feels up his sister. Janos Slynt has a long distance meal. Arya and Gendry share a non sexual moment and everybody freaks out. […]
And now a full season without Ned Stark. Prepare for regicide like you haven’t seen before. Unless you watched the first season. If you did, you’ve probably seen regicide like this before. Summary – Joffrey is a complete inbred piece of shit. Tyrion flexes on everyone at court the second he returns. Dany has three […]
Hey, House Martell isn’t going to appear for 3 more seasons. The title is basically a spoiler. Here we go, out first season finale. Typically, when you have an episode with as many twists as the last did, you’re not going to get a lot of events in the follow-up. GOT has a tradition of […]
Here’s where the second biggest twist this show ever had takes place. And man did it throw people for a loop. If there was no book material, we would have gotten a completely predictable and uninspiring fate for Ned Stark, at least in my opinion. Can’t say I think anything of the show runners that […]
Is this episode going to be about violence, or sex? As usual with this series, it’s tough to tell. Summary – Sansa becomes a glorified prisoner of war while Arya narrowly escapes. Ned is a prisoner and is forced to hang out with Varys. The wall is attacked by their first white walker. Tyrion befriends […]
Imagine if they enforced those rules on the Price is Right? Jesus, think of the carnage people would be watching whenever they were home from school. The line on spaying and neutering of Pets would be the least gruesome part of the show. Those animals get off easy in comparison. Summary – Robert Baratheon loses […]
Summary – Ned visits various bastards, possibly to understand the concept of being without honor. He also fights with Robert about murdering the remaining Targaryens. We see multiple plays for power, both active and secret. Tyrion is taken to the Vale as a prisoner for trying to kill Bran, and apparently killing Jon Arryn somehow. […]
This sounds like a speech they’d give in the Wire. Oh dear. Hopefully Omar makes it out alive. Summary – Sam joins the Night’s Watch which continues to be about as dysfunctional as Kayne West’s twitter. Tyrion tries to help Bran out (the traitor) and ultimately gets arrested by Catelyn. Ned reads a very long, […]
