Summary – Jaime needs a helping hand, the Hound fights for his life, Cersei has a bad day, Joffrey is a scary little boy, Sansa gets hope for about three seconds, Varys is all over the place in this episode, Theon makes a personal 360, Jeor comes down with a severe case of death, Jon misses the […]
Summary: Blackfish is a baller, Edmure is not a shot caller, Jon is sent to help scout the Night’s Watch, Sam has a pity party, Podrick comes up big, Tyrion gets another crappy job, Dany makes a bad trade like a Mets GM, Jaime loses about 5 pounds. Quote: Ser Jorah Mormont: “Rhaegar fouhgt […]
Summary – Jon and Mance have a lovely 5 second chat, Jaime and Brienne have their first fight, Robb gets no respect, Catelyn continues to be a bad mother, Bran gets screen time, Arya meets the Brotherhood without Banners. Quotes: Mance Rayder: Do you know what it takes to unite ninety clans, half […]
Summary: The Night’s Watch has a tough battle against ice. Jon meets the king beyond the wall. Dany meets a charming man, and then an old knight. Tyrion fears for his life. Tywin wins father of the year. Davos makes a difficult journey only to be jailed. Margarey plays chess while Joffrey doesn’t understand checkers. […]
Summary: Theon stands his ground, Tyrion has a crappy day, Varys gets his own scenes, Brienne commits more gruesome murders, Jon gets rid of a huge nuisance, Robb recycles an old plot, Dany ends a terrible plot. Quotes: Maester Luwin: I’ve known you many years, Theon Greyjoy. You’re not the man you’re pretending to be. […]
Summary – This episode is unusual as while in jumps back and forward in typical Game of Thrones fashion, it really deviates by focusing on one main event, the battle of Blackwater. This was a unique approach and while I know this was the most talked about episode during the first two seasons, I was […]
Princes don’t care so well in Game of Thrones. I don’t think we’re breaking the trend for Theon. Actually I know we’re not breaking the trend for Theon. Summary – Davos and Stannis approach King’s Landing, Tywin leaves Harrenhall, Arya leaves Harrenhall, Cersei and Tyrion fight, Theon doesn’t understand numbers, Bran regretfully survives, Jon gets […]
I mean, the list of men without honor is pretty damn long. This could be about 55 characters. I didn’t sign up for a mystery. Also, women can have no honor as well. This is a sexist episode. How dare they! Summary – Theon loses Bran and Rickon, then engages in child murder, Tywin kills […]
Summary – Theon captures Winterfell and immediately fails to earn respect, Ser Rodrik proves to be a true G, Arya narrowly avoids a familiar face, the people of King’s Landing show their feelings for Joffrey, Sansa has a close encounter with her subjects, the Hound murders a bunch of people, Qhorin is a weird dude, […]
Summary – A king died due to a shadow, Littlefinger and Margarey plan to make moves, Arya finds out she has a murder free card, Cersei won’t prepare for war, Tyrion puts his trust in an isolated mad man, Jon meets a Night Watch legend never messaged before, Stannis has the worst battle strategy ever. […]
