Depth is all about what you make it. Picture Shaq going for a swim in a hotel pool. The water will unlikely reach his expansive waistline. Now picture the same hotel pool, but instead of Shaq, imagine an infant is taking a swim. No, I don’t know who the parents of that infant are, but […]
I mean, did you people see the opening pun to this article? If that doesn’t show you what kind of article you’re in for, I don’t know what will. Somebody give me my damn Pulitzer now and say us all the time.* Growing up, I think the most fun I had playing video games was […]
Going out for lunch at work is a terrible idea. It takes more of your free time away as you try to find a place to eat. The cost of eating out as opposed to bringing in lunch is exponentially higher. You also have no idea what is really in the food you eat from […]
In today’s society, everyone gets offended at everything. Even just five years ago, people were able to get away with so much more. In recent times, this isn’t the case. So many small, inconspicuous comments are dissected and considered offensive. For example, if I constructed a tweet saying “I enjoy Peanut Butter Sandwiches” I would […]
This is going to be one of those rare blogs where I actually stay on topic while I write it. I know, it’s weird and I don’t like it. Don’t expect this to be new normal. We’ll be back in a few days with a typical rambling, nonsensical post. This doesn’t mean this post isn’t […]
Bloggin Notes: Due to an unfortunate internet outage, I had to post and edit this from my phone. That’s why the pictures are non existent and the asterisks aren’t linked. I hope to fix this soon but I’m at the mercy of Verizon now. I will try not to cause any delays. Mediocre content is […]
We’ll start this write up discussing fantasy football, the sport I tried to get you all to forget about yesterday. Trust me, it’ll all make sense. Maybe. Ehh, I guess we’ll see. Probably the worst position for Fantasy Football is Tight End. You’re unfortunately required to play one. If you squint, you will find talent […]
We have finally weathered the sports hibernation that hits after the Super Bowl every year. For a month after the Patriots either win or lose the game, there’s nearly nothing on. Sure there is Basketball and Hockey, but those sports have their championship favorites set. Those leagues are cruise control in February, awaiting for the […]
It’s no secret that fast food in one of the worst things you can eat. Typically deep-fried in oil, most fast foods meals contain more than a daily serving of fat and sodium, and that’s if you get the small. While the recent health revolution condemns fast food, it’s really never been a secret. Anyone […]
Due to popular demand, the first ever sequel blog post is here. In the illustrious 20 post history, never has a topic driven such feed back. Two, that’s right, two people requested expanding on Call of Duty. I never thought I’d get to use the plural of person. Suck it Logan Paul, I’m the king […]
