I mean, the list of men without honor is pretty damn long. This could be about 55 characters. I didn’t sign up for a mystery. Also, women can have no honor as well. This is a sexist episode. How dare they! Summary – Theon loses Bran and Rickon, then engages in child murder, Tywin kills […]
Summary – Theon captures Winterfell and immediately fails to earn respect, Ser Rodrik proves to be a true G, Arya narrowly avoids a familiar face, the people of King’s Landing show their feelings for Joffrey, Sansa has a close encounter with her subjects, the Hound murders a bunch of people, Qhorin is a weird dude, […]
Summary – A king died due to a shadow, Littlefinger and Margarey plan to make moves, Arya finds out she has a murder free card, Cersei won’t prepare for war, Tyrion puts his trust in an isolated mad man, Jon meets a Night Watch legend never messaged before, Stannis has the worst battle strategy ever. […]
Summary – Sansa is tortured for the 19th time already. Robb gets the hots for a doctor who chops off limbs. Littlefinger tries to spit game at Cat. Two brothers have a nice chat. Davos and Stannis expand on their weird relationship. Arya becomes a Lannister cup bearer. Tyrion picks up an informant. Dany meets […]
I mean, this is true. It’s dead. You can’t die multiple times… Unless you’re Beric or… Well, I’ll save that for another write up. Summary -Cat tries to broker peace with kings. Renly has a growing problem. Tyrion devises a cunning scheme. Craster is still a douche. Sansa yells at her help. Pycelle gets […]
Summary – Tyrion’s secrets are quickly discovered. Cersei gives no damns about anyone but herself. Davos introduces a charming pirate to his son. Theon gives no respect, gets no respect and feels up his sister. Janos Slynt has a long distance meal. Arya and Gendry share a non sexual moment and everybody freaks out. […]
And now a full season without Ned Stark. Prepare for regicide like you haven’t seen before. Unless you watched the first season. If you did, you’ve probably seen regicide like this before. Summary – Joffrey is a complete inbred piece of shit. Tyrion flexes on everyone at court the second he returns. Dany has three […]
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These days, everything has an award show. Why do I need to wait 6 months after the MLB season to see if the voters have half a brain, or if they screwed Jacob deGrom? It’s wrong. It’s wrong! Rather than wait, I decided to give you all a little bonus entry at the end of […]
Hey, House Martell isn’t going to appear for 3 more seasons. The title is basically a spoiler. Here we go, out first season finale. Typically, when you have an episode with as many twists as the last did, you’re not going to get a lot of events in the follow-up. GOT has a tradition of […]
