Smash Ultimate Review – Ridley
February 26, 2019Ridley is the original forbidden Smash character, before Waluigi took over the turf. Was Ridley’s size the reason he wasn’t playable? I’m going to say no.
Smash Character Review – Dr Mario
February 21, 2019Reviewing Dr. Mario’s move set and play style in Smash Ultimate. Also, questioning his medical abilities and his degree. Somebody has to.
Smash Character Review – Mario
February 20, 2019A casual review of Mario for Smash Brothers Ultimate. Is Mario actually a boring character or does he just have a bad publicist?
Introduction to Smash Character Review
February 19, 2019Intro to the Smash Brothers Character Review and how it will be formatted
Site Announcements
February 14, 2019Oh, hello there. Didn’t see you log in. Perhaps you’re here frantically checking in for the next Game of Thrones Episode review. Perhaps you’re here because you wanted more historical information on Robin Hood, and failed typing tremendously. Let’s assume you’re here for the former. Humor me a bit. So about that… I have some […]
GOT Review: Episode 30 – Mhysa
January 28, 2019Summary – Arya murders some dudes, Tyrion has a shitty day, Bran meets Sam in a yawn inducing scene, Jaime makes it home, Jon experiences the pain of a break up, Varys bribes a whore, Roose and Walder Frey share a scene, Dany is a mother kinda, Ramsay talks a lot about dicks Quote Tywin: […]
Episode 29 – The Rains of Castamere
January 24, 2019Oh Boy Summary – Robb and Cat go to a wedding and… you know what? I’m too depressed for a summary. Let’s get on to the quote instead. Quote: Roose Bolton- “The Lannisters send their regards.” A cowardly act from such a cowardly, bald man. Bolton makes sure that Robb knows exactly why this happened as […]
GOT Review – Episode 28: The Second Sons
January 17, 2019Summary: Arya tries for a murder, Dany chats with three potential suitors, one suitor is a head above the rest, Tyrion and Sansa get married, Joffrey nearly loses his dick, Gendry’s penis is drained, Theon is pissed at all the penis references in the intro, Davos is out on bail. Quote: Davos Seaworth: I […]
GOT Review: Episode 27 – The Bear and the Maiden Fair
January 15, 2019Summary: Jon figures everyone is going to die, Ygritte doesn’t care, Orell is a meddling twot, Robb is stuck in the rain, Jaime helps Brienne fight a bear, love isn’t long lasting, Sansa is depressed, Tywin is the best heel on the show, Dany threatens another world leader, Osha is a giant hypocrite. Quote: Barristan […]
GOT Review: Episode 26 – The Climb
January 10, 2019Summary – Jon and Ygritte have a climb, Melisandra wants a young man’s body, Tywin and Olenna have a chat, Varys and Littlefinger has a chat, Bran watched a seizure happen and does nothing, Tyrion and Sansa are screwed, Ros is a coat rack, Theon is somehow in worse shape. Quote: Littlefinger – Chaos isn’t a […]
