These days, everything has an award show. Why do I need to wait 6 months after the MLB season to see if the voters have half a brain, or if they screwed Jacob deGrom? It’s wrong. It’s wrong! Rather than wait, I decided to give you all a little bonus entry at the end of […]
Hey, House Martell isn’t going to appear for 3 more seasons. The title is basically a spoiler. Here we go, out first season finale. Typically, when you have an episode with as many twists as the last did, you’re not going to get a lot of events in the follow-up. GOT has a tradition of […]
Here’s where the second biggest twist this show ever had takes place. And man did it throw people for a loop. If there was no book material, we would have gotten a completely predictable and uninspiring fate for Ned Stark, at least in my opinion. Can’t say I think anything of the show runners that […]
Is this episode going to be about violence, or sex? As usual with this series, it’s tough to tell. Summary – Sansa becomes a glorified prisoner of war while Arya narrowly escapes. Ned is a prisoner and is forced to hang out with Varys. The wall is attacked by their first white walker. Tyrion befriends […]
Imagine if they enforced those rules on the Price is Right? Jesus, think of the carnage people would be watching whenever they were home from school. The line on spaying and neutering of Pets would be the least gruesome part of the show. Those animals get off easy in comparison. Summary – Robert Baratheon loses […]
Well, that sure got messy quickly, didn’t it? Summary – King Robert throws a tantrum and then goes to hunt a boar. Ned discovers Cersei’s secret that most of us kind of knew since the first episode. Dany has a hearty snack. Robb finally gets to do something in the series. Tyrion’s life is put […]
Summary – Ned visits various bastards, possibly to understand the concept of being without honor. He also fights with Robert about murdering the remaining Targaryens. We see multiple plays for power, both active and secret. Tyrion is taken to the Vale as a prisoner for trying to kill Bran, and apparently killing Jon Arryn somehow. […]
This sounds like a speech they’d give in the Wire. Oh dear. Hopefully Omar makes it out alive. Summary – Sam joins the Night’s Watch which continues to be about as dysfunctional as Kayne West’s twitter. Tyrion tries to help Bran out (the traitor) and ultimately gets arrested by Catelyn. Ned reads a very long, […]
