I… What happened? Well, I asked Pete Alonso to shut me up and he sure did. That could have been his last at bat as a Met. Alonso could have grounded out into a double play and the series is over. Instead, he hit a go ahead come from behind home run. It’s incredible how […]
I‘ve corrected my phone issues, but the Mets did win last night. I don’t fully credit myself for the win, but I sure did more than the Wilpons. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Thankfully, after yesterday’s game being on ESPN, we’re surely going to be on a real, fair channel like… Oh ESPN. […]
In one of the most shocking twists of 2024, the New York Mets qualified for the postseason. And the way they did it was typical Mets fashion. The first half of September 30th’s double header had it all – brutal Mets incompetence, a sudden rush of hope, a giant crushing letdown, and then, a game […]
The biggest downside of getting old, besides all the physical ailments, is losing our naivety. Part of growing up is learning disappointing truths about life. For example, wishing on a shooting star doesn’t make your dreams come true (I’m waiting on that Late Night Bloggin Hood show). Teamwork most certainly does not make the dream […]
Memories are very deceptive. Sometimes, something we believe to be 100% true turns out not to be so. Often, we’re not alone in believing certain things, and many people share incorrect memories from their childhood. This is known as the Mandela effect, and it’s much more common than you think. For example, Berenstain Bears is […]
Over the years, we’ve talked about some of the darkest, most evil horrors the world has to offer. Bloggin Hood’s first entry called out “Baby it’s Cold Outside” so viciously, a new version of the song was made (Don’t worry about how awful it is). We exposed Big Kale for what it is – a […]
Traditionally, Bloggin Hood is the unfiltered thoughts from one mind. And while that mind is incredibly enlightening, charismatic and accurate, occasionally, it’s good to hear what others think. To open today’s thoughts on Birthdays, I’d like to quote a 90s icon. I’m of course talking about the entrepreneur, philosopher and poet, Christopher Wallace. In 1994, […]
In life, everyone has a set of principles they follow. Most things aren’t black and white, but there’s certain beliefs we can all agree are true. For example, Darkwing Duck is animation’s greatest achievement. Mini Hot Dogs are nature’s perfect food, especially when served with a dab of mustard*. The Mets and Jets are cursed, […]
*Any anticipation of Bloggin Hood’s return is questionable at best and likely paid for propaganda. Content on this blog remain banned in several counties in the Midwest, Northeast and the entirety of South Dakota. Do not read, share or mention Bloggin Hood articles to anyone under the age of 35. Writer’s Block is likely a […]
Readers, I’m embarrassed for both myself and the website as a whole. In five years, we’ve covered a wide variety of topics, with only a few repeating themes. Ok, ok, 90% of Bloggin Hood is a rehash of previously posts, namely Peppa Pig. In all of the hate, I forgot how important love is to […]
