Super Smash Brothers Ultimate is here. And yet, for some reason, I’m posting a blog instead of playing. Talk about dropping the ball. Despite popular belief, delays to posts are not tied to Smash. I haven’t played nearly as much as you’d think due to a hectic work schedule. It would be a lie to […]
Summary: Blackfish is a baller, Edmure is not a shot caller, Jon is sent to help scout the Night’s Watch, Sam has a pity party, Podrick comes up big, Tyrion gets another crappy job, Dany makes a bad trade like a Mets GM, Jaime loses about 5 pounds. Quote: Ser Jorah Mormont: “Rhaegar fouhgt […]
Summary – Jon and Mance have a lovely 5 second chat, Jaime and Brienne have their first fight, Robb gets no respect, Catelyn continues to be a bad mother, Bran gets screen time, Arya meets the Brotherhood without Banners. Quotes: Mance Rayder: Do you know what it takes to unite ninety clans, half […]
You may have noticed a distinct lack of updates this week. I figured you, the people deserved an update instead of me not writing anything and hoping you didn’t notice. Trust me, I much preferred not writing anything and hoping you didn’t notice. Due to a very unfortunate work schedule, I haven’t been able to […]
Summary: The Night’s Watch has a tough battle against ice. Jon meets the king beyond the wall. Dany meets a charming man, and then an old knight. Tyrion fears for his life. Tywin wins father of the year. Davos makes a difficult journey only to be jailed. Margarey plays chess while Joffrey doesn’t understand checkers. […]
Summary: Theon stands his ground, Tyrion has a crappy day, Varys gets his own scenes, Brienne commits more gruesome murders, Jon gets rid of a huge nuisance, Robb recycles an old plot, Dany ends a terrible plot. Quotes: Maester Luwin: I’ve known you many years, Theon Greyjoy. You’re not the man you’re pretending to be. […]
