Super Smash Brothers Ultimate is here. And yet, for some reason, I’m posting a blog instead of playing. Talk about dropping the ball. Despite popular belief, delays to posts are not tied to Smash. I haven’t played nearly as much as you’d think due to a hectic work schedule. It would be a lie to […]
Summary: Blackfish is a baller, Edmure is not a shot caller, Jon is sent to help scout the Night’s Watch, Sam has a pity party, Podrick comes up big, Tyrion gets another crappy job, Dany makes a bad trade like a Mets GM, Jaime loses about 5 pounds. Quote: Ser Jorah Mormont: “Rhaegar fouhgt […]
Summary – Jon and Mance have a lovely 5 second chat, Jaime and Brienne have their first fight, Robb gets no respect, Catelyn continues to be a bad mother, Bran gets screen time, Arya meets the Brotherhood without Banners. Quotes: Mance Rayder: Do you know what it takes to unite ninety clans, half […]
You may have noticed a distinct lack of updates this week. I figured you, the people deserved an update instead of me not writing anything and hoping you didn’t notice. Trust me, I much preferred not writing anything and hoping you didn’t notice. Due to a very unfortunate work schedule, I haven’t been able to […]
Summary: The Night’s Watch has a tough battle against ice. Jon meets the king beyond the wall. Dany meets a charming man, and then an old knight. Tyrion fears for his life. Tywin wins father of the year. Davos makes a difficult journey only to be jailed. Margarey plays chess while Joffrey doesn’t understand checkers. […]
Summary: Theon stands his ground, Tyrion has a crappy day, Varys gets his own scenes, Brienne commits more gruesome murders, Jon gets rid of a huge nuisance, Robb recycles an old plot, Dany ends a terrible plot. Quotes: Maester Luwin: I’ve known you many years, Theon Greyjoy. You’re not the man you’re pretending to be. […]
Summary – This episode is unusual as while in jumps back and forward in typical Game of Thrones fashion, it really deviates by focusing on one main event, the battle of Blackwater. This was a unique approach and while I know this was the most talked about episode during the first two seasons, I was […]
Princes don’t care so well in Game of Thrones. I don’t think we’re breaking the trend for Theon. Actually I know we’re not breaking the trend for Theon. Summary – Davos and Stannis approach King’s Landing, Tywin leaves Harrenhall, Arya leaves Harrenhall, Cersei and Tyrion fight, Theon doesn’t understand numbers, Bran regretfully survives, Jon gets […]
I mean, the list of men without honor is pretty damn long. This could be about 55 characters. I didn’t sign up for a mystery. Also, women can have no honor as well. This is a sexist episode. How dare they! Summary – Theon loses Bran and Rickon, then engages in child murder, Tywin kills […]
Summary – Theon captures Winterfell and immediately fails to earn respect, Ser Rodrik proves to be a true G, Arya narrowly avoids a familiar face, the people of King’s Landing show their feelings for Joffrey, Sansa has a close encounter with her subjects, the Hound murders a bunch of people, Qhorin is a weird dude, […]
