Smash Character Review – Bowser

Smash Brothers
Welcome to the Smash Ultimate Character Review. In this series, brought to you by no one because who would sponsor this, Bloggin Hood will review each character in Smash Ultimate, a daunting task for anyone without a crippling addiction for Nintendo products. This series will review important topics like best costume, taunt, and the most stylish moves in the character's arsenal to embarrass opponents. It'll also discuss less important topics, like best moves, character strength and weaknesses,a and overall playstyle. If you survive the boring stuff, you'll know just how to play to be the biggest baller online with a Kill Death Ratio at -3. This all comes from a casual player's mindset. Whle I'm not a button mashing new player with no concept of the shield button and I…
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Smash Character Review – Dr Mario

Smash Brothers
Welcome to the Smash Ultimate Character Review. In this series, brought to you by no one because who would sponsor this, Bloggin Hood will review each character in Smash Ultimate, a daunting task for anyone without a crippling addiction for Nintendo products. This series will review important topics like best costume, taunt, and the most stylish moves in the character's arsenal to embarrass opponents. It'll also discuss less important topics, like best moves, character strength and weaknesses,a and overall play style. If you survive the boring stuff, you'll know just how to play to be the biggest baller online with a Kill Death Ratio at -3. This all comes from a casual player's mindset. While I'm not a button mashing new player with no concept of the shield button and…
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Smash Character Review – Mario

Smash Brothers
Welcome to the Smash Ultimate Character Review. In this series, brought to you by no one because who would sponsor this, Bloggin Hood will review each character in Smash Ultimate, a daunting task for anyone without a crippling addiction for Nintendo products. This series will review important topics like best costume, taunt, and the most stylish moves in the character's arsenal to embarrass opponents. It'll also discuss less important topics, like best moves, character strength and weaknesses, and overall play style. If you survive the boring stuff, you'll know just how to play to be the biggest baller online with a Kill Death Ratio at -3. This all comes from a casual player's mindset. While I'm not a button mashing new player with no concept of the shield button and…
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Introduction to Smash Character Review

Smash Brothers
Welcome to the Smash Ultimate Character Review. In this series, brought to you by no one because who would sponsor this, Bloggin Hood will review each character in Smash Ultimate, a daunting task for anyone without a crippling addiction for Nintendo products. This series will review important topics like best costume, taunt, and the most stylish moves in the character's arsenal to embarrass opponents. It'll also discuss less important topics, like best moves, character strength and weaknesses, and overall play style. If you survive the boring stuff, you'll know just how to play to be the biggest baller online with a Kill Death Ratio at -3. This all comes from a casual player's mindset. While I'm not a button mashing new player with no concept of the shield button and…
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Oh, hello there. Didn’t see you log in. Perhaps you’re here frantically checking in for the next Game of Thrones Episode review. Perhaps you’re here because you wanted more historical information on Robin Hood, and failed typing tremendously. Let’s assume you’re here for the former. Humor me a bit. So about that… I have some good news and some bad news about Bloggin Hood. Let’s start with the bad news first because I’m a man full of positivity. I’d like to give you a lengthy list of reasons why reviews have take as long as they have, but I don’t really have anything other than the plan was too ambitious. As a bit of inside baseball, it took roughly 4-5 hours to prepare one review. Watching and note taking just…
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GOT Review: Episode 30 – Mhysa

Entertainmnet Rants
Summary - Arya murders some dudes, Tyrion has a shitty day, Bran meets Sam in a yawn inducing scene, Jaime makes it home, Jon experiences the pain of a break up, Varys bribes a whore, Roose and Walder Frey share a scene, Dany is a mother kinda, Ramsay talks a lot about dicks  Quote Tywin: Explain to me why it is more noble to kill 10,000 men in battle than a dozen at dinner. Is there a more Tywin quote than this? I think not. And honestly, it does have merit to it. End a war and saves lives with one questionable act. I’m sure if given the option many people would at the very least consider it. However, Tywin is painting a very skewed picture. We saw just how…
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Episode 29 – The Rains of Castamere

Entertainmnet Rants
Oh Boy   Summary - Robb and Cat go to a wedding and... you know what? I’m too depressed for a summary. Let’s get on to the quote instead. Quote: Roose Bolton- “The Lannisters send their regards.” A cowardly act from such a cowardly, bald man. Bolton makes sure that Robb knows exactly why this happened as he casually walks in and out of the scene like the low brow piece of shit he is. Also a piece of shit - Walder Frey, who laughs at what’s going on. This is the worst. And it took years for either of these men to suffer. For shame. There’s not much to talk about the quote, but what’s more interesting is wondering if Jaime knew this was going to happen. Jaime meets with Roose privately…
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GOT Review – Episode 28: The Second Sons

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Summary: Arya tries for a murder, Dany chats with three potential suitors, one suitor is a head above the rest, Tyrion and Sansa get married, Joffrey nearly loses his dick, Gendry’s penis is drained, Theon is pissed at all the penis references in the intro, Davos is out on bail.   Quote: Davos Seaworth: I think mothers and fathers made up the gods because they wanted their children to sleep through the night. A fairly dark and grim view from my main man Davos. We’ve seen his views on Melisandra, and he’s seen a shadow demon being birthed from a vagina, lost a son, and went to prison for believing in his king. If anyone has the right not to believe in a god, it’s him.   Now, ultimately we…
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GOT Review: Episode 27 – The Bear and the Maiden Fair

Entertainmnet Rants
Summary: Jon figures everyone is going to die, Ygritte doesn’t care, Orell is a meddling twot, Robb is stuck in the rain, Jaime helps Brienne fight a bear, love isn’t long lasting, Sansa is depressed, Tywin is the best heel on the show, Dany threatens another world leader, Osha is a giant hypocrite. Quote: Barristan Selmy: The Yunkish are a proud people; they will not bend.  Dany: And what happens to things that don't bend?   Throughout the series, Dany becomes a conqueror, though you can argue if some of the cities really needed to be. I’m looking at you, most of the plot following this season. Dany’s mentality to free all slaves is noble, idealistic, and often at times a storyline crutch to prevent her from getting to Westeros.…
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GOT Review: Episode 26 – The Climb

Entertainmnet Rants, Fantasy
Summary - Jon and Ygritte have a climb, Melisandra wants a young man’s body, Tywin and Olenna have a chat, Varys and Littlefinger has a chat, Bran watched a seizure happen and does nothing, Tyrion and Sansa are screwed, Ros is a coat rack, Theon is somehow in worse shape. Quote: Littlefinger - Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some, are given a chance to climb. They refuse, they cling to the realm or the gods or love. Illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is. So yeah, Littlefinger doesn’t really care about anything but power. His actions in the series make a lot of sense when…
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